"Kellywise" Brings 'It' For Top 'SNL' Sketch: Conway, Cooper & Killer Clown

Posted October 16, 2017

Played once again by Kate McKinnon, she made a convincing and terrifying demon to Alex Moffat's version of a rather nervous Cooper.

'I toned it down, ' replies Kellywise, flashing a grin and then demanding to be put on television. He accidentally drops some papers he's carrying and chases them as they float way and into a nearby sewer, which is where he encounters Kate McKinnon's Conway-Pennywise hybrid, hereafter known as "Kellywise". 'I'll give you quote. Even Rachel Maddow has fallen prey to her darkness, Thompson says-which is when Cecily Strong-as-Maddow makes her appearance in the sewer next to Kellywise.

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Pennywise follows that up with another soundbite: "OK, so, Secretary Tillerson did not call the president a moron". Instead, this was a brilliant parody of the way that left-wing shows thrive on outrageous quotes from people like Conway, just as right-wing shows live for hyperbolic tweets from left-wing college professors.

Visited by her grandchildren (Mikey Day, Heidi Gardner), McKinnon's ol' Grammy seems a bit out of it, but her doctor (host Kumail Nanjiani) is happy to report that's just because of the penicillin for her Gonorrhea.

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Kellywise persists, offering the resistant Cooper another quote.

'What'd you do to your makeup, ' Cooper asks the clown-faced counselor.

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Ultimately, all Kellywise wants is to get some more TV time, and she threatens Not-Cooper with headlines of his greatest fears - "Trump Re-Elected for Second Term" and "Anderson Cooper Fat Now" - before bringing out the big guns: McKinnon's Hillary Clinton persona, complete with a free copy of her book, What Happened.